Coming to Grips with Pre-Mature Announcements

Jake and Polly are proud to announce the birth of their second son

Wilford “Ford” Steven

Born 10:00AM, May 22, 2012 – via C-Section (nope - 8:45AM)

Predictions

Weight: 8lbs 11oz (he was in reality 9lbs 2oz)

Height: 20.867in (I don't remember what he really was)

Hair: Dark Brown (editing this later, you'll know we got this WAY WRONG!)

Eyes: Blue (dead on)