Coming to Grips with My 3-Year-Old Son's Top Ten Quotes

10. Dad works at the Patent Office. I work at home.

9.  Mommy starts with P.  Daddy starts with J.

8.  I pooed a carrot poo!

7.  Dad, thanks for working so hard.

6.  I play legos.  You take a nap.

5.  I love that.  I do that. [While watching water polo.]

4. Crunchy, Crunchy, Crunch. [Instead of coochie, coochie, coo.]

3. I make mistakes, but I be better.

2. Mom, I worry about myself sometimes.

1. Mom, you beautiful.  I love you.

I love you too.  I love you too.