Coming to Grips with Child Language Development

Does anyone know of a baby development chart for these language milestones?

"Mom, I am surrounded by strange women.  You are a strange woman."

"I'm vacuuming up Ford's sins." (While driving a matchbox car over his one-year-old brother's back.)

"Mom, eggs just take me places.  They make me go everywhere.  Like to the sandbox.  And to the legos."

Baby development . . . he didn't get that particular toddler talk from BabyEinstein.  That gives me some comfort.